January 2012
1 tag
Put a ❄ in my ask to give me a new years kiss! →
2011 highlights
I’m not pregnant.
I didn’t die
y0gurt:
The people that want to kiss me at midnight:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
Getting ready for my new year's kiss. Swtor is so...
sometimes I forget that people are usually...
December 2011
How teens and adults text
pagsy:
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
LITERALLY SO RELEVANT
The first time you saw porn on tumblr
“Is this legal?!”
Now its just like…
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
indiedelusions asked: You are watching it too?
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
Let’s kiss. Let’s cuddle. Let’s make out. Let’s share a bed. Let’s watch movies. Let’s turn out the lights. Let’s have a room to ourselves. Let’s have an intense and fun night.
Confession 002
charmedward:
I think girl boxers are sexier then any other underwear.
